I don't know much about this guy, other than that it is his birthday, according to google.
So many people have become curious about him, due to the fact that google changed their logo in order to emulate his drip style of painting. People have gotten impressed by it or something and have wanted to find out more.
I like it whenever google alters its website. Whoever they are pimping gains a lot of publicity, since google is basically the master of the internet. Everything revolves around them. So it should be no surprise that today, Jackson Pollack is a popular thing.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
sh Limbaugh and DCCC
Good old Rush Limbaugh. You know, everyone hates on him and most people have never actually listened to him. He is the person that the democratic party has made to epitomize the evil, greedy republican.
And you know what, most of the democratic braintrust does their evil under the table, slyly serpentining through the dark.
So I don't really see the problem. Rush Limbaugh crashed the DCCC website by calling for people to all hit it up at once. Smart plan, but wont help him gain any points from the people who already hate him.
That is important. So many first impressions of people do them in. It sucks really, but it is the truth.
And you know what, most of the democratic braintrust does their evil under the table, slyly serpentining through the dark.
So I don't really see the problem. Rush Limbaugh crashed the DCCC website by calling for people to all hit it up at once. Smart plan, but wont help him gain any points from the people who already hate him.
That is important. So many first impressions of people do them in. It sucks really, but it is the truth.
Domino Magazine
Okay, this, to me at least, is one of those "duh" moments.
I have discovered that Domino magazine is a home shopping magazine about style.
Home, shopping, style.
Okay that is a list of three things that all have, coincidentally, gone out of style.
Come on. We are in a recession for crying out loud. Technically dominoes are affected as well. Magazines are too. So basically every aspect of that magazine logically is fucked up.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
I have discovered that Domino magazine is a home shopping magazine about style.
Home, shopping, style.
Okay that is a list of three things that all have, coincidentally, gone out of style.
Come on. We are in a recession for crying out loud. Technically dominoes are affected as well. Magazines are too. So basically every aspect of that magazine logically is fucked up.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.
Aresanob (Spolier Alert)
Okay, this is a csi term that everyone wants to know about because the camera must have pulled away once the chick named bonasera looked at the website with disgust. And I guess everybody wants to know why.
Well, here it is:
Word on the internet is, she saw video of herself in bed with the artist or whatever.
Generic plot twist, really. That's the surprise. Of course, if you go to www.aresanob.com, it's just a darn promo.
Case closed.
Well, here it is:
Word on the internet is, she saw video of herself in bed with the artist or whatever.
Generic plot twist, really. That's the surprise. Of course, if you go to www.aresanob.com, it's just a darn promo.
Case closed.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Dallas Road
I have inside scoop on the weather conditions in dallas...
I'm not going to reveal my sources (Ill give you a hint, however, starts with a "w" and rhymes with "zindow"), but I can say with confidence that it is not snowing or sleeting or anything ending with "ing" and involving the solid form of dihydrogen monoxide (water).
People always cause a stir when it comes to weather. Every soccer mom out there searches about 10 times a minute for school closings and the like.
WFAA is the local Dallas weather channel. It is a popular search. The McKinney School District closing is a popular search. Dallas roads is popular right now. All top 20 stories for today.
So I'll give some free advice, money back guaranteed: Don't drive on icy roads.
Also, I feel compelled to mention that Dallas almost never closes its schools.
I'm not going to reveal my sources (Ill give you a hint, however, starts with a "w" and rhymes with "zindow"), but I can say with confidence that it is not snowing or sleeting or anything ending with "ing" and involving the solid form of dihydrogen monoxide (water).
People always cause a stir when it comes to weather. Every soccer mom out there searches about 10 times a minute for school closings and the like.
WFAA is the local Dallas weather channel. It is a popular search. The McKinney School District closing is a popular search. Dallas roads is popular right now. All top 20 stories for today.
So I'll give some free advice, money back guaranteed: Don't drive on icy roads.
Also, I feel compelled to mention that Dallas almost never closes its schools.
California Octuplets
Another day, another octuplet of kids.
This, to me, is a boring story that I would never try to gather scoop about. Why?
Who gives a shit? It isn't the first time that 8 kids have been born at once. It isn't like they did something special to try to pop out a bunch of children. What should happen is that people will likely flock to their aid and raise some money for the costs of raising them and hiring a nanny or two. Same old story. See I already predicted what was gonna happen.
But good luck to everyone involved anyways.
This, to me, is a boring story that I would never try to gather scoop about. Why?
Who gives a shit? It isn't the first time that 8 kids have been born at once. It isn't like they did something special to try to pop out a bunch of children. What should happen is that people will likely flock to their aid and raise some money for the costs of raising them and hiring a nanny or two. Same old story. See I already predicted what was gonna happen.
But good luck to everyone involved anyways.
Fedex Plane Crashes In Texas
Damn. I was really hoping to receive my next issue of sports illustrated. It was the coveted snowsuit edition... (props to sportspickle)
Anyways, a FedEx plane crashed in Texas as it was taking off. Both of the men inside were okay as they ran away from the mess. (I guess if there were a third person, it would be safe to assume he didn't make it out and that nobody would know...)
So everyone is okay and stuff.
Anyways, a FedEx plane crashed in Texas as it was taking off. Both of the men inside were okay as they ran away from the mess. (I guess if there were a third person, it would be safe to assume he didn't make it out and that nobody would know...)
So everyone is okay and stuff.
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