Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Today

Today I am going to get shit done. I figured out the secret, and it partially explains why idiots make great workers. If you don't think and just do, you can get a lot done. I am going to apply that today and see how much gets done. I did it last night trying to fall asleep. I am usually a rough sleeper but by thinking about nothing (for once) I fell asleep in a few minutes. Nice!

Ignorance is bliss, I guess. Hopefully it is success too. EBAY guys, take note.

Ryan Grant

Todya I saw Ryan Grant on ESPN being interviewed. One thing we noticed was that he talked a lot about nothing. This is one thing the Packers seem to be doing lately- talking a lot about nothing. So, without further ado, I present a dialogue about nothing:

Clearly, what the world needs most today isn't an obvious solution. The key, simply, is to make do with what there is, but in the end, make it better and bigger, geater, and stronger, unless of course it needs to be smaller or faster, in which case make it so, but I think the main thing is that it really needs to be the solution that best offers gains for our problems and reaches to the most general solution possible. Thats what the idea is.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Printable Tattoo Designs Online

http://arcsin.t35.com/printabletattoodesignsonline/index.html

Thats my new site for printable tattoo designs online! Full of keyword mania and a lot of nice stuff! If you want printable tattoo designs online, it has a review of a couple different sites, including the one that looks best to me. It also conveniently has a link to buy from that site and get the largest database. Hooray!!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Charles Whitmore (or Charles Widmore, w/e)

Wow. This guy is one bad mamma jamma. So he kills his friend on the island, one of the others, then tries to take over the world or something.

What the hell?

I guess we will see

Starbucks Store Closings

Another day, another company announcing cuts. This time it is starbucks.

Okay, well, you gotta look at what's going on. I'd much rather have starbucks go out of business than some place like McDonald's. Why? Well, it shows people aren't idiots. In fact, Mickey D's could have even received a boost from the poor economy.

It is because people (hopefully) are using sense when spending (well, relatively speaking). Starbucks is posh and grossly overcharges (well it is good coffee...) and people used to buy it. But now people are poor and can't afford to indulge, so what is first to go? The expensive stuff. Like Domino Magazine. Now it's starbucks. Following this trend, what are some other companies I wouldn't be surprised to see fail? Remember, mass workforce + everyday high prices = employee layoffs.

Outback Steakhouse
Dillard's
Sony


Hmm we need a list. So I'll update this and start an official list somewhere. Companies that could fail

America's Cheapest Family: Top 5 ways to spend less

Well, I found one result for this and it was a blog about how to have a cheaper lifestyle.

So, while this may be referring to an actual family on the news somewhere, I will write about ways to keep some cash in the wallet.

1) Stop getting morning coffee from starbucks. Duh, its like 4 bucks a day. Make your own crappy coffee at home.

2) Stop getting midday lunches from restaurants. Duh, its like 7 bucks a day. Make your own crappy lunch at home.

3) Take advantage of free things. This can include coupons and websites. Google "free stuff" and you'll get a long list of things.

4) Drive a cheaper car. This one is important. If you're trying to show off, that's retarded. Because if you ever meet someone this way by showing off, they'll be that much more disappointed to find out you are a fraud.

5) Don't buy things you can't afford. What the heck. Debt? Lots and lots of debt? If you have to go into credit card debt to buy some stuff at Target, you're spending too much, chances are.

There, now you can live as the cheapest family in America. Remember rule 5 especially.

FOX NEWS and Jessica Simpson's Weight

Why is this even a story? Who cares? Blah blah blah.


Jessica Simpson gained weight big whoop. She may have not even done so. Doesn't matter at all in the grand scheme of things now does it?

Now, if this is true, it would be the second actress that FOX news has pissed off recently, after Bill OReilly called Jessica Alba a stupid person or something. Now, lets look at that argument.

1) Jessica Alba seems to be one of the more articulate actresses. She is not a dumbass slut either. Seems to point towards intelligence.

2) Bill OReilly makes up crap and frequently fails (at least he did when I used to watch him like 5 years ago, which by no means is guaranteed to still be accurate.)

But stuff like this gets ratings. So meh, w/e